The Wrong Ancient Mariner
A light-hearted mixture of parody, pastiche, satire, humour and wild improbability, this is a stocking-filler and all-year-round gift for grown-ups who deserve something more original than the usual socks, golf balls, chocolates or pot-plants.
His cargo includes Shakespeare's plan for a weekly 'soap'; a viciously modern Jenny's prosecution of a man whom she had kissed long ago; wild parties at Pooh's; Philip Larkin's views on child carol singers; Mrs Polonius's attempt to sell a damaged arras; John Betjeman as a part-time trapeze artiste; and a statement of amatory intent from an eager team of Dairylea Cheese Triangles.
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