Tariffs, The Most Beautiful Word
(according to POTUS - President Of The United States)
A new dawn has broken
our land is dew-pearled.
Now tariffs are with us
all's right with the world.
Tariffs are beautiful,
tariffs are love.
Tariffs are POTUS's
gift from above.
Tariffs, like foreplay
will lead, we're assured,
to speedy surrender
and blissful accord.
For tariffs are love
with its banners unfurled.
And in POTUS's heaven
they're right for the World.
( first published in The Spectator, April 2025)